TOP 10 Responses heard after OBAMA won the Nobel Peace Prize
8. The French judge must have given him a Perfect 10 for artistic impression.
7. How was ACORN able to infiltrate the Nobel Committee?
6. Nobel Scoring System= (Racial Beer Summit= 10 pt's)(Appeasing Muslims= 20 pt's) (Condemning or apologizing for the USA= 30 pt's) (Banning the phrases "War on Terror" and "Terrorism"= 40 pt's) (Denying the USA is a Christian Nation= 50 pt's) (Doing the best Jimmy Carter Impersonation= priceless)
5. He must have been the 10th caller.
4. Did Saturday Night Live do another Obama skit already?
3. When did Cracker Jack start placing Nobel Peace Prizes in the Box? I'd rather have the stickers & tattoos!
2. Damn it Ashton Kutcher! I just got PUNK 'D didn't I?
And the Number 1 response heard after OBAMA won the Nobel Peace Prize?
1. Where's Kanye West when you need him?
Update 4: Obama wins more awards!!!!!